THE CASE OF
My clothes
roused me like smelling salts from Hades. My head still ached and my shoulder
was stiff. At least I knew where I was
this time. In my apartment, on the couch.
Moe – or his
clean alter ego – was lying on the floor,
his head bobbing as he listened to my vintage CDs on ear buds.
He’d shaved,
his long hair secured by a neat ponytail. He looked…distinguished. Except for
the blue fleece pjs and thick black
socks. “Are you wearing my
pajamas?”
His eyebrows
rose as he removed an ear bud. “It’s
about time you wake up. I think you were asleep before ya sat down. Now, what’s
yer name?”
I sighed. I
could guess what was in the fridge. How many times I’d banged my head on the
bulkhead inconveniently situated in front of the shower, thirteen. I could
describe the layout of this small apartment with my eyes closed. However, the
important things like my name and dozens other details were elusive. “Present
Occupant.”
Moe grinned,
flashing the gap in his now suspiciously white teeth. “Even if these are
your pajamas, something you surely can’t confirm with your limited knowledge,
there’s nothing else I want to wear right now. Ya know how long it’s been since
I’ve enjoyed the luxury of fleece, and socks with no holes in em? Besides
Mystery Man, most of your clothes is black, suggesting ya might really be a
ninja like I’m thinking, and yer duds are too big and definitely not my style.”
“I see, so just
what might be your style?”
“Dapper. Tweeds
jackets with leather patches at the elbow over a silk vest, white shirt, and
jaunty yellow cravat.”
I groaned. “So
ancient college professor. I got it.” I moved, reactivating the stench. “After
last night I may have to bury this couch and I really like this couch.”
“I gotta admit
you are not the freshest daisy. The couch is leather. It will be just fine. So
will you. By the way, I checked yer medicine cabinet. No pharmaceuticals with
yer name on them, so no name there. The upshot is you’re healthy. Ya did have
some over the counter painkillers, antibiotics, and expensive derma plast. So
hit the shower, I’ll tend to yer wound and we can make some plans.”
“I can take care of the wound.” I stood. “Moe,
where did you sleep?”
“In the guest
room.”
“I don’t have a
guest room.”
“It’s a guest
room if you’re hogging the couch. Now git going. There’s a lot to do.”
Moe was in the
kitchen when I was done. He’d made omelets, heavy on onions, ham, and cheese. I
wolfed my portion down as Moe outlined his strategy for finding his
daughter. I had mixed feelings about his plan. Some of it was sound.
Overall, it required a great deal of money and a whole lot of luck. Neither
seemed likely.
Moe insisted on
cleaning up, so I headed for the only other room in the apartment hoping it
would yield some information about me.
Calling the jam
packed, walk-in closet sized space a room was generous. Pretentious even. A
cursory glance at the haphazard column of old books stacked on the floor near
the office chair told me I read many mystery novels. I sat. The column swayed
and the chair squeaked. A corkboard layered with dozens of old pictures hung on
the white wall above the oak desk. Recon Team 6. I stared at a group shot. Our
camo gear was crisp and clean. A younger me was smiling broadly and standing
next to the man who’d given me the belt. I picked up a dog tag draped across a
small silver frame and stared at the face grinning back at me for a moment. I
didn’t know why I had Private James William Cootnay’s tags but I knew he was gone. A familiar grief settled on my
shoulders.
I opened the
drawer above the chair well. There were two spiral notebooks inside, a clutch
of pens and pencils, and a stash of hard currency. Strange, another flash of
memory. Cash was illegal, and yet still in use in the more unsavory sectors
beneath the dome. I pulled out the notebooks as Moe appeared in the doorway
munching on toast and clutching an apple. He stared at the corkboard for a
moment and pointed.
“That’s Talon.
Explains why you were looking for him.”
I nodded. Talon
was tall and lanky with close cropped, sandy blond hair. His smile was broad
and his hazel eyes telegraphed mischief.
“Yep, that’s
definitely him, younger, no beard, and clean cut but that’s the man ya were
looking for. There are twelve of ya.”
“Advanced Recon
Tactical Team Six. ARTTS. Talon called us the ARTTSy FARTTSies ,” I smiled.
Moe patted my
shoulder. “Yer getting there, son won’t be long before it all comes together.”
He picked up one of the notebooks. I opened the other.
I glanced at
the list of entries broken down month by month. The pages itemized my income
and expenses. Absolutely none of it made sense. According to my notes, my
income was sporadic. Often listed as zero, I rented the apartment from Big
Fingers Jefferson for one dollar. Absurd a dollar? Who named their child Big? I
spent nothing on food, clothing, or utilities. There were no payments for
Babe. If I had a bank account or a credit card neither was listed on these
pages. This was a joke. I flipped through the rest of the ridiculous entries
finally locating a list of contacts near the back pages. A lead at last. If I
could find a cell. A computer? I glanced around. “Moe have you seen a pad, a
cell, heck any electronic device other than the CD player in this apartment?” Digital
files can be hacked, paper can’t. Damn it, who’d, said that. And why?
“Nope, not a
thing and I looked. Listen to this. I love it, just love it. Case of the Ford
Falcon – A Mr. George Sandalwood hired you to find out who stole his car. It
seems the car wasn’t the only thing missing. Sandalwood’s chauffeur had been
stealing jewelry, small objets d’art, bits, and pieces of silver and china from
the Sandalwoods for over a year. You tracked some of the goods to a pawnshop.
The car was at the sky port, ready to load on an air ship destined for some
foreign land. After you notified the authorities a grateful Mr. Sandalwood said
payment for your services would be ready in a couple of days.
A day later,
Sandalwood’s wife called to say the money was ready for pick-up. Seems the
very, very young missus didn’t have the funds but she was planning to give you
a bonus. George Sandalwood, returning unexpectedly, misinterpreted what was
happening. Words were exchanged. An angry, rotund, and over excited Sandalwood
threw an ill-fated punch. He lost his balance. Tripped over an ottoman and
knocked over a pedestal displaying an urn. You exited hastily as the ashes of
George Sr. settled into Jr.’s expensive rug. Long story short, you didn’t get
paid.”
“I see. What
month was that?”
“July.”
I found the
page. “Zero income that month.”
“Zero. Huh,
here’s another entry. The Sad Case of the Missing Son.”
“I did not
write those titles. Did I?”
“I’m
editorializing the titles and content. Seems Tabitha Brennan's son was a
lightening bug. His addiction to drugs took him down some dark roads.
Eventually Tabitha’s son became a dealer to support the habit. A rival killed
him. Ah…some gruesome details about the death here, and….upshot, you lied to
Tabitha,” he glanced at me. “You said Derik was a good boy in the wrong place
at the wrong time. Tabitha received a notice to vacate her apartment during the
wake. Seems Derik had been pocketing the rental payments for well over six
months and intercepting the vacate notices. You moved her into ‘The Bright’s
Retirement Complex’. Hmm. I gotta wonder. If Tabitha was too tight to pay your
bill, how could she afford Bright’s Retirement Complex? It’s not just expensive
it’s crazy expensive?”
I shook my head
as I shrugged. “No idea.”
“You really are
a Mystery Man. No income and yet ya live in this ritzy place. You wealthy or
something?”
“I’m definitely
something.” I tugged at the bottom drawer of the desk. It was stuck. I gave it
a hard yank. After steadying the teetering column of books, I went through the
drawer as Moe continued reading.
Minutes later,
he laughed aloud. “Phew, this is a good one. Trixie Drew and The Case of The
Stolen Knapsack!”
I hesitated,
holding a pair of black leather gloves in one hand and a baseball glove in the
other, as the memory popped in intact. “Hey, I remember that one. Trixie is the
daughter of the couple next door. She hid her knapsack on the way home from
school one day and asked me to find it. Trixie was very creative, leaving
dozens of clues for me to follow. I even used a magnifying glass to amuse her.
I had to climb a tree to retrieve the backpack. Trixie is quite the climber.”
Moe was
laughing so hard he was crying. “It said she paid ya three cookies for the
recovery.”
“Three really
good cookies and I emphasize good.”
“Don’t that
beat it all, a detective who don’t even know his own name.”
I threw the
first book at the top of the column at him, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective
Agency. Moe dodged the yellowed paperback with more speed and agility than I’d
have expected.
“Seriously
though,” he said, wiping tears from his eyes. “This here appears to be yer
latest case – check out yer notes.”
He handed me
the notebook. The last entry was three days ago.
I read aloud,
“Eagle asked me to locate Talon. He’s missed his check in time twice. Eagle was
brusque, terse, that means he’s apprehensive about more than just Talon’s
disappearance. I didn’t press. He’ll tell us what’s bothering him when
he’s put all the pieces together. He always does. As I was leaving, Talon’s
girlfriend didn’t know he had one, came by. Talon had told her to contact me if
he didn’t show up in two days. He didn’t show. She’s distraught, worried her
employer Miss Wang is responsible for the disappearance. Going to follow the
leads Eagle and Deeanna gave me. R.F... Argh! This is so damn frustrating?”
“Don’t rush it,
the memory will come,” Moe bit into an apple. Juice squirted everywhere.
“Great, so tell
me, what do I do until then? Talon is clearly in trouble. Deanna, the
blond obviously, is dead. I have no idea how to proceed from here. Who
lives this way? Without a single connection to the grid or the outside world. I
have no income, and still no idea who I am.”
“There’s one
bright light.”
“What’s that?”
“The P.E.A.
doesn’t know who you are either. Otherwise they’d a been here waitin fer us.”
I stared at Moe
for a moment. He was right. I glanced at the photos on the wall. So just, who
was I? I rose abruptly; the chair spun away setting off an avalanche of books
as I headed for the door. I grabbed a jacket before descending to street level.
How long would it take my memories to come back? If they didn’t what about
Talon? Would he just show up? How did I even contact Eagle? I pushed through
the door overwhelmed by the questions running through my head. I was awash with
grief and anger all without context.